Þetta er svo mikil snilld...

"Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous! No - purely social. I know someone who is an alchoholic and it is no laughing matter - particularly for his wife. And she's got alopecia. So... not a happy homelife."

"I don't live by 'The Rules' you know, and if there's one person who has influenced me in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does 'that' to the system then it's Ian Botham."

Gareth: "What if that killed someone?"Tim: "Well then... they'll think you're the murderer, it's got your name on it."Gareth: "Why would a murderer put his name on a murder weapon?"Tim: "To stop people borrowing it."

David: "Look whether or not Anton is indeed a midget, or a dwarf-"Alex: "No he’s a midget"David: "What’s the difference?"Alex: "A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs"David: "Oh I know the ones"Alex: "It’s caused by a hormone deficiency"David: "Yeah… bloody hormones"Alex: "A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion"Gareth: "So... what’s an elf?"